Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
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to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
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Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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