Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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