I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
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But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
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What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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