How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
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oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
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Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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