you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I'm getting married
To pizza
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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