Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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