and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
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I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
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Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
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