She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Randomize