just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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