That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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