I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
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Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
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I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
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PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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