the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
