Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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