We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I stole a fireplace last night.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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