i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
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We should reintroduce naked Mondays
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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