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you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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