He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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