i would punch a child for taco bell
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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