could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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