stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
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She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
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there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
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