she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
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i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
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i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
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