It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
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