I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
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If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
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I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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