Dude, I just rear-ended a cab
Are you drunk?
A little...yes
Run!
Terrible brother advice.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
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Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
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I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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