My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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