why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
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Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
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...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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