not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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