have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
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i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
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And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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