It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
I wish i was in the wii world.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
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It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
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I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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