Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
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You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
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I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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