hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
Sext me about skeletons
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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