4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
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Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
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So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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