She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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