ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
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There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
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Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
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