Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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