check it out our google latitudes are spooning
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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