in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
