I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
