I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
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If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
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Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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