Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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