I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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