Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
That was before I lit my hair on fire
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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