She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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