I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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