so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
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