Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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