super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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