Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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