I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
He's on the porch naked. Help.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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