David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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