Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
should my penis look like a turkey
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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