He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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