dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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