So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
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