Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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