Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
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