THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
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Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
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Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
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